I'm the critic who tells it like it is about movies, unafraid of challenging the Hollywood fatcats who hawk their wares to the undiscriminating American sheeple. You can count on me to really stick it to Tinsel Town for its vast crimes against art. And please don't hate me for having better taste in movies than you, it's my job. [for example...]
LADDER 49 [2004]
Starring: John Travolta, Joaquin Phoenix
Firehouse hijinks ignite while marblemouthed Travolta plays den mother to a ragtag but lovable fraternity of thorax-jutting rubes. When dancing phlogiston surrounds one of their own, horseplay gives way to brotherhood and another ladder is requisitioned. Homoeroticism be damned, Oscar is aflame and burning down the house!
[thanks to Rod for channeling this]
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