"Bush can't function without these people," a top White House aide told Weekly World News under condition that we not tell Karl Rove. "This way, even if they're in prison, Bush will be able to pick their brains."
In fact, the White House is even attempting to put a positive spin on it.
"If all these folks go to jail, this administration will be even more productive since they won't have anything else to do but work," said another source close to Bush, frequent Weekly World News source "CR."
While current rules stipulate that felons can't serve in Congress, Republicans are busy trying to overturn those rules as well.
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