Wednesday, August 25, 2004

BUSH JOINS PAST PRESIDENTS, LAUNCHES HUMAN RIGHTS (FAKE!) TURKEY TOUR

George W. Bush invited a trio of past presidents with reputations as human rights advocates to join him and his fake turkey on a tour of the Bush admistration's human rights record. Presidents Abraham Lincoln and Woodrow Wilson expressed delight to join the White House's current resident, and Jimmy Carter brought along his Nobel Peace Prize to show willingness to bury the hatchet. Bush promptly grabbed the hatchet and tried to chop up his plastic turkey, to no avail.

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